Ok, here’s the scene:
Salinger and I have just finished lunch and we're sitting in
the living room watching Insidious. *Side
note: If you haven't seen insidious please do, I am always on the hunt for the
perfect scary movie and although I am extremely frightened of "The Moth
man Prophecies" with Richard Gere and Laura Linney (don't ask me why I wouldn’t
give you a reasonable answer. ) Anyway
we’re at this scene where the mom, the dad and the grandma are sitting at the
kitchen table discussing why they are so frightened or whatever and on the side
of the dad’s head a demon’s face fucking pops out… omfg. *resume scene*
Salinger and I jump because we are so freaked out by this
random floating head, and my parents room door makes a funky noise, me being
paranoid I get up to close it. As I am walking past my front door, the eerie music
starts to play and right when it’s about to climax, the fucking doorbell rings,
I yelp and so does Salinger, we both
look at each other with nervous laughter and we hear the UPS guy who
undoubtedly heard our screams, yell in a semi-anxious voice, “It’s UPS”. At
which point I run to the door open it and see this bald dude giving me the
strangest of faces… (what a mess I must have seemed.) and he thrust the package
into my hand and walked away.
Let’s just say Insidious did its job, it creeped me right
the fuck out. Which I kind of liked, I’m
going to watch it again tomorrow and enjoy being scared. But hopefully there
shall be no more UPS men.
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