Thursday, December 10, 2015

Day 4: What do you wear to bed?

This is a question? Seriously? Well fuck that is stupid and anti-climactic.
I could be cool and pull a Marilyn and say that I only wear chanel to bed. But lets be honest ... I wear old school t-shirts. I buy men's boxers or pj pants and use that as bottoms. Old tattered t-shirts become the new pj suit.Its sad but true ain't no one have time to look cute. 

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Day 3: What kind of person attracts you?

I don't know what this means. Does it mean who I am attracted to on a friendship level or someone that I can see spending my life with as a partner?
I'll just answer both: 
A male that attracts me in one word: BALD. I have a thing for bald men, everyone knows it, everywhere I go. But personality I want a good guy, the nice guy that is usually overlooked by everyone, the shy one. That's the one. I'm loud and a know it all so i tend to be attracted to men who know very little about pop culture and social media, literature, film and art. I like guys who know about politics and science, because I don't know too much about it and I feel like its a good trade off. I've recently learned that I like all body types. 
As a person looking for friends. Man I'm open to everything. I like to find people who you can learn things from, some friends are the kind of people you know you will always have a good time with and then there are friends who you can bare your soul to and there is no judging. The only way I close myself off to people is if you are pretentious, selfish and demanding. 

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Day 2: How have you changed in the past two years?

Loaded question. Let's start with stating facts. Two years ago I was 23. Two years ago this time of year I was living with my parents, finishing my requirements at LACC to transfer out of that place. Two years ago, everything was so normal that it almost makes me want to cry, not that I am not appreciate that things have changed and that I am where I am. I have been very blessed, things have gone so beautifully and everything that I have accomplished I have been able to do independently as well as I have proven to myself that I can do things. However I know the issue I'm skirting. This year I lost someone I loved, this year I lost one of the women that helped form me as I grew up. It's hard to exactly pinpoint how much I loved her, perhaps it's one would feel for like an aunt who always had your back or a grandma who would always comfort you mixed with a mother's unconditional love. She was all of that. I have been very fortunate and my mother has been amazing about sharing me with other people. Sandra was my best friends mom. We met a lifetime ago, back when I was 13 and for some unknown reason we began to befriend each other the way only immigrants can. We made a patchwork family, since the ones they loved were in a different country.  We shared holidays, graduations and birthdays together. Those moments of life that you celebrate and mourn, we had our share of exultation and celebration. Whenever we were together which was literally every weekend you could be sure that life was going to get crazy and fun. 2014 started off rough, Sandra was in an accident that we all thought would signal the end of her life. She had a 1% chance of living and I remember praying to God to not take her, to please let her live to see her grandson, which she had been awaiting anxiously for, to see me graduate and to see her daughter come back to Los Angeles. We said a lot of prayers 2014 and my family was very united. We celebrated the births of two little angels and I celebrated my commencement into adulthood. I finally transferred to a University and I now live on my own. During the summer when I moved back home, I got a job and I had a very good GPA. From 2013 to 2104 what I learned was to believe in myself that everything was going to be fine in time. Perhaps I had had to wait for certain things a little bit more but once you start the ball rolling everything just falls in line. I spent my summer of 2014 working and spending time with my loved ones and celebrating my beginning here at UCR. At UCR I learned that as much as I had wanted to be on my own, I missed my best friends and I had separation anxiety from Barbs which was hard to overcome but I'm used to it now. I still miss her but she's always the first person besides my parents that I go see whenever I go home. I had one goal for fall quarter since I felt so alone, make one friend a day. Damn did I fulfill my goal. I'm happy to say that I've not only found my niche but made for myself a little family. This time last year I was finishing my finals for the first quarter here and I was excited to go back home. 2015 found me hoping that things would be different, fuck I didn't know how different. Winter and Spring quarter found me experiencing new things with my roommates and the lovebirds while at home everything was awesome, Jamie, the newest addition to our family was the source of excitement. She had arrived on thanksgiving of the previous year, one day before my birthday! For some unknown reason she brought everyone closer together in away that we had not anticipated before. I could finally connect to my cousin. By the time I realized it was already the end of my first year at UCR. I had applied right before I left to work at Universal and I got the job. Now I had money for summer adventures. That was not like me of the past summers. I had money in my pocket and no school for the first time since I had been 20. I was living the life of an adult without bills. July had one gift to give me. In the first week of July my patchwork family always planned a trip to a little island near the OC called Balboa Island. The beauty of this place is that it is obvies far from the city, its a picturesque little town on the seaside. The kind of town you see in movies when they describe great summers. So every year we go, the kids always have fun, but sometimes the parents can't go and we never get to take a good family photo. This year we all went. Even little baby Jamie. The whole day was one of those days that you look around you and it has a haze. You clearly remember everything that was said, all that you heard, the way everything tasted and most importantly how you felt. I hadn't been able to take a day off since i started work but this happened to be my ONE WEEKEND OFF. All the parents were able to go. With my cousins we swam in the ocean and then biked for hours throughout the entire island while the parentals discussed life, love and us annoying kids. I guess in hindsight it was our way of saying goodbye, our last goodbye to her. She died three weeks after this day. I had only lost Ralfie before this. But this loss hit me in a places I didn't expect. Perhaps it was the way she died. She was brain dead before she actually was pronounced dead. I had never seen my parents cry like that, they were mourning a friend and sister. She was their best friend. My cousin and her sister were distraught, and there was no hope for me to give them, I saw my aunts lose thier best friend the way my parents were. I saw my cousins feel the same helplessness I felt as we all tried to process this in our heads. She was the one who had always made us feel special and united, and we were going to lose her, there would be no stopping this eventuality. It was a hard pill to swallow. August was filled with me growing up and helping to prepare for the burial and viewing something I had learned from Ralife, however it was different because my cousin couldn't cope, as was somewhat expected. Later it was time for my youngest cousin and I to go back to school. My second youngest cousin haad her baby too look after and my cousin was left to put the pieces back together. I came back and here I am, at the end of he year. Sometimes I want to say I became wiser, truth be told, I did learn a lot. I learned I am very much family centered and that I love my friends. I miss those bitches more than they miss me (except for Barbie she is on my level) I can't manage money to well. Life is beautiful no matter how badly you want to just hide under the covers and cry. I guess I tend to be melancholic and nostalgic and it surprises people that know me as all they have seen has been my giddy and upbeat nature. As much as I don't realize it, I'm an optimist, an extrovert and apparently blunt. I am the girl you call to throw a good party or to have a one-on-one deep conversation with. I hate losing my best friends to a boyfriend but I'm not the kind of girl to be really vocal about it, because I've learned that people just have to learn lessons on their own. I guess honestly, in two years, I just became a rough draft of the person I'm going to be for the rest of my life. I will always grow as life is ever changing but there is always room for improvement. I guess this post is also a recap of 2014-2015 now, since there is alot on here. I hope I answered the question.





Monday, December 7, 2015

Day 1: Weird things you do when your alone.

Weird things I do when I'm alone? Oh for sure one of them has to be talking to myself. Like out loud. I am in constant conversation with myself, sometimes I'm relieving moments, mostly embarrassing ones and I facepalm, because I can't with myself and don't quite believe how deep my stupidity can go. Or i'll remember something really funny and start cracking up and then call myself a weirdo. Sometimes I'm creating dialogue for myself like the a narrator in a movie, you know like in The Holiday, when Amanda can hear the internal narrator and she tells him to shut up... something along those lines. Sometimes when I'm mad I yell at whoever i'm mad at and put them in their "place" a.k.a me winning an argument. Sometimes I catch myself behaving like if i'm being constantly watched or recorded, which is even weirder. I think the weirdest part about talking to oneself is when you get caught, I can't tell you how many times my parents have caught me in a debate, lecture, conversation, and storytelling to myself. God bless their souls all they do is laugh and go "we'll leave you to yourself." never have they thought I was crazy.  I've also noticed that when I'm in deep thought while writing I will randomly be grabbing my boobs, like cradling them, its weird and unconscious, but they're there and I guess I don't know what else to do with my hands. Lot of Sometimes in this post, and I think it's because everyday my mood varies. I'm pretty sure there must be some other weird thing I do, but it isn't weird to me so I can't exactly call myself out on it. 

30 day blog challenge...Because why the fuck not

So while procrastinating during finals week I ventured onto a little site called Pinterest. As I was scrolling down the list of pins I saw one that looked like fun. How much fun I'm going to have... IDK just yet. It was a blog challenge and considering I have radio silent for a while i thought it would be fun to come back to blogging with a challenge... hopefully one I will go through with... I will someday finish the OSCAR challenge.


Ok so here is the new challenge:
Let's hope i at least make it to Day 25

2015 has been both very good and very bad to me. So I want to see if by giving myself a question daily I will be able to connect once again to the writer I used to be. I still write but it isn't the kind of writing I used to do and sometimes I think it was the personal writing that helped me cope with my evolving self. It could just be me but I want to get back to doing that. I recently talked to a friend who went through a break up and how he wrote letters to his past girlfriends and apologized for his past mistakes. He considered it cathartic. I shall consider this blog challenge a letter to the past me introducing the new me and a requiem to future me, may I be smarter and wiser.


Monday, January 12, 2015

Golden Globes 2015

Its that tie of year again. Award season! Holy fuck I am so ecstatic, I'm finally on the train of the independent film. Don't get too excited I haven't actually seen any but I knew about the films before the award show so I could make some pretty excellent guesses (If i do say so myself.) Anyway this year was also a whole new watching experience for me, more on that in a later post. Anyway the films I have to say look pretty awesome; particularly the biopic "The Theory of Everything" and the magical realism "Birdman". I can honestly say that out of all the movies nominated this year I wanted to watch at least six; The Theory of Everything, The Imitation Game, Birdman, Boyhood and Into the Woods, The Grand Budapest Hotel. I had heard of at least seven: Selma and the remaining pretty much caught my undivided attention, Foxcatcher, Pride and particurlarly St. Vincent's.

There was a lot of awesome going around in the movie category as expected but there was also some awesome in the tv category specifically in the: house of cards nominations and the Downtwon Abbey and American Horror Story departments. Without further ado here are the nominees and subsequent winners.

Btw:
I predicted but I was a little late in posting so figured that posting a prediction list was probs not the best idea. In any case i'll highlight what I wanted to win and what I never saw coming. If I got it right you'll know because there is no rant next to the name.



Best Motion Picture, Drama
Boyhood
Foxcatcher
The Imitation Game
Selma
The Theory of Everything

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
Julianne Moore
(Still Alice)
Rosamund Pike
(Gone Girl)
Reese Witherspoon
(Wild)
Felicity Jones
(The Theory of Everything)
Jennifer Aniston
(Cake)

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Eddie Redmayne
(The Theory of Everything)
Steve Carell
(Foxcatcher)
Benedict Cumberbatch
(The Imitation Game)
David Oyelowo
(Selma)
Jake Gyllenhaal
(Nightcrawler)

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Into The Woods
Birdman
The Grand Budapest Hotel
St. Vincent
Pride

Note about this section, I wanted The Grand Budapest Hotel to win but didn't predict it since the giant was Birdman and i succumbed to the pressure. I'm really happy this won though! 

Best Actress In A Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Julianne Moore
(Maps To The Stars)
Amy Adams
(Big Eyes)
Emily Blunt
(Into The Woods)
Helen Mirren
(The Hundred Foot Journey)
Quvenzhané Wallis
(Annie)

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Michael Keaton
(Birdman)
Bill Murray
(St. Vincent)
Ralph Fiennes
(The Grand Budapest Hotel)
Christoph Waltz
(Big Eyes)
Joaquin Phoenix
(Inherent Vice)

Best Animated Feature Film
The Lego Movie
How To Train Your Dragon 2
Big Hero 6
The Book of Life
The Boxtrolls

Ok wtf HFPA!!?!??!? Did you not see the masterpiece that is Big Hero 6? I admit to not having watching this movie or its predecessor and I also admit to being Disney biased, however did they not see the visual perfection that is BIg Hero 6???? Its gold, everything about that movie was amazing the adaptation, the direction, the casting, the idea of SAN FRANSKOYO! FUCKIN BAYMAX!!!!
Just ughhh....

Best Foreign Language Film
Ida
(Ida)
Force Majeure
Gett: The Trial of Viviane Amsalem
Tangerines
Leviathan

I just randomly selected but didnt get lucky. lol


Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Jessica Chastain
(A Most Violent Year)
Keira Knightley
(The Imitation Game)
Patricia Arquette
(Boyhood)
Meryl Streep
(Into The Woods)
Emma Stone
(Birdman)

Honestly I think she should be rewarded she keeps getting nominated and always oh so close, however Patricia Arquette is not going to be back on this stage for awhile so I guess. Plus it was a decade and half long process of shooting. 

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Ethan Hawke
(Boyhood)
Robert Duvall
(The Judge)
Edward Norton
(Birdman)
J.K. Simmons
(Whiplash)
Mark Ruffalo
(Foxcatcher)

Ok haven't seen "Whiplash" but that shit came from like out of fucking nowhere, no one could have predicted that JK Simmons, osea Juno's dad would win. Good for him but fucking weird. 

Best Director - Motion Picture
Ava DuVernay
(Selma)
Wes Anderson
(The Grand Budapest Hotel)
Alejandro González Iñárritu
(Birdman)
David Fincher
(Gone Girl)
Richard Linklater
(Boyhood)

Just a note I predicted this correctly but I secretly wanted to be wrong so Wes Anderson would win. 

Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
Wes Anderson
(The Grand Budapest Hotel)
Gillian Flynn
(Gone Girl)
Alejandro González Iñárritu, Nicolás Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris, Armando Bo
(Birdman)
Richard Linklater
(Boyhood)
Graham Moore
(The Imitation Game)

Best Original Score - Motion Picture
Alexandre Desplat
(The Imitation Game)
Jóhann Jóhannsson
(The Theory Of Everything)
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross
(Gone Girl)
Antonio Sanchez
(Birdman)
Hans Zimmer
(Interstellar)

Note I didn't guess correctly I accidentally skipped it and then when I saw it on the tube didn't bother to guess, however I will say this the winner is a total nube so I would have gone with Zimmer or Desplat as I love either of their works. 

Best Original Song - Motion Picture
Big Eyes
Selma
Noah
Annie
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1

Honestly I love Lorde's "Yellow Flicker Beat" and I thought for sure it was going to win, however then I saw that Lana had done "Big Eyes" and I thought hmm Lorde has competition but woo forgot about John fucking Legend and the mastermind that is Common. Well played guys!

Best TV Series, Drama
Downton Abbey
The Affair
Game Of Thrones
House of Cards
Good Wife, The

This was another fucking surprise for me. I was on my couch and had a fucking heart attack. What the fuck is The Affair and how did it kick ass thrice, House of Cards on its second season and second time nominated, last year it only lost to the giant that is Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey now nominated at least three times and going into its fifth or sixth season, and Game of Thrones, in hindsight they're always nominated but never win. I was in shock, This show reminds me of Fargo i don't get the whole hype in the judges but I can now predict that they'll win everything. 

Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama
Viola Davis
(How to Get Away With Murder)
Claire Danes
(Homeland)
Julianna Margulies
(The Good Wife)
Robin Wright
(House of Cards)
Ruth Wilson
(The Affair)

Who the fuck is she, why did they give the award to the bitch with thee ugliest dress and why was she so awlward! Im over this show! I thought Robin Wright had it in the bag! Claire Underwood was so fucking spectaculart this season! Ughh my consolation is she won the year before and Viola Davis was the only one I thought who would give her a run for her money. Annoyed!

Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama
Kevin Spacey
(House of Cards)
Clive Owen
(The Knick)
James Spader
(The Blacklist)
Dominic West
(The Affair)
Liev Schreiber
(Ray Donovan)

Fucking yes! Finally

Best TV Series, Musical or Comedy
Orange is the New Black
Girls
Jane the Virgin
Transparent
Silicon Valley

I finally thought they had a chance but I forgot about Transparent which I can honestly say I'm ok that Orange lost to. I haven't seen it but the premise is pretty amazing also props to Amazon. 

Best Actress in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
(Veep)
Edie Falco
(Nurse Jackie)
Gina Rodriguez
(Jane The Virgin)
Lena Dunham
(Girls)
Taylor Schilling
(Orange is the New Black)

I was pleaslntly surprised by this! Although I think that Edie Falco has long been overlooked Gina Rodriguez gave such an emotionally good speech that I was won. 

Best Actor in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy
Don Cheadle
(House of Lies)
William H. Macy
(Shameless)
Ricky Gervais
(Derek)
Jeffrey Tambor
(Transparent)
Louie C.K.
(Louie)

I had no particular favorite and didn't try and pick anyone would have gone with Cheadle if anything but I think that Tambor was the best choice. 

Best TV Movie or Mini-Series
Olive Kitteridge
Fargo
The Missing
True Detective
The Normal Heart


Best Actress in a Mini-Series or TV Movie
Jessica Lange
(American Horror Story: Freak Show)
Maggie Gyllenhaal
(The Honorable Woman)
Frances McDormand
(Olive Kitteridge)
Allison Tolman
(Fargo)
Frances O'Connor
(The Missing)

Why? Why? Why? Jessica Lange is perfection!

Best Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie
Martin Freeman
(Fargo)
Matthew McConaughey
(True Detective)
Woody Harrelson
(True Detective)
Billy Bob Thornton
(Fargo)
Mark Ruffalo
(The Normal Heart)

The HFPA loves Fargo and they Love Billy Bob Thornton so this was a given.

Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie
Kathy Bates
(American Horror Story: Freak Show)
Uzo Aduba
(Orange is the New Black)
Joanne Froggatt
(Downton Abbey)
Michelle Monaghan
(True Detective)
Allison Janney
(Mom)

I always see Joanne or any of the ladies from Downton Abbey up here and I ignore them because even though I think they're fantastic the HFPA is not of the same mindset, I thought Kathy would take it since she took the Emmy or Aduba since it was her second nomination. I was ok being wrong. 

Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie
Bill Murray
(Olive Kitteridge)
Jon Voight
(Ray Donovan)
Matt Bomer
(The Normal Heart)
Alan Cumming
(The Good Wife)
Colin Hanks
(Fargo)

I wanted him to win so bad! I didn't think he would but he finally did! Let me also say that I am so happy this mini series/tv movie finally won something! I thought it was sadly overlooked! 

Ok thats it for the Golden Globes for this year there was a lot missing from the show! 
Amy Poheler and Tina Fey did not have enough stage time and what they did they kind of failed thanks to the untimley Cosby jokes and Margaret Cho kind of upstaged them. The joke went to far and was way to long. Its sad that they went out like they did. It wasn't as bad as Anne hathaway and James Franco but hey we were all expecting a lot from them. Also there was no in memoriam on the year that we were going to (or supposed to see ) a tribute to two of Hollywood's greatest Robin Williams and Phillip Seymour Hoffman! 
Til next year! 

Thursday, August 28, 2014

2014 Emmy Winners

I just have to point out that I was more than half right.. my two loops, like i did not see coming: Allison Janney wining for "Mom" and Julianna Margulies for "The Good Wife".

Ok here is the list of my predictions I will highlight the winners.
Best Comedy Series
"The Big Bang Theory"
"Louis"
"Modern Family"
"Orange Is the New Black"
"Silicon Valley"
"Veep"

I honestly thought that they would give the award to someone else. Sure i picked the lack horse "Orange is the New Black" but still four times in a row. I think we get it Modern Family is awesome. I like the show a lot but I think that its a little overkill. Give someone else a chance
Best Actress in a Comedy Series
Lena Dunham, "Girls"
Edie Falco, "Nurse Jackie"
Julia Louis Dreyfus, "Veep"
Melissa McCarthy, "Mike & Molly" I'd like her to win but it isn't going to happen, she has a better shot at an oscar. Or the SNL guest performance but she's gonna lose to OGITNB
Amy Poehler, "Parks & Recreation"
Taylor Schilling, "Orange Is the New Black"
Dreyfuss won last time and she might just win it again. I haven't seen "Veep" so i can't say anything but Taylor Schilling is not the best in OGITNB so i don't think she's ready for it.

 Post Emmy show:

I was right!!! I don't think she should have one. I think it should have been Amy Poehler. 
Best Actor in a Comedy Series
Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory"
Ricky Gervais, "Derek"
Matt LeBlanc, "Episodes"
Don Cheadle, "House of Lies"
Louis C.K., "Louie"
William H. Macy, "Shameless"
Is there anyone better than Jim Parson's!?
Short answer: No, it's a little overkill but since I don't like the other nominees..
Supporting Actor, Comedy Series
Andre Braugher, "Brookiyn Nine-Nine"
Adam Driver, "Girls"
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, "Modern Family"
Ty Burrell, "Modern Family"
Fred Armisen, "Portlandia"
Tony Hale, "Veep"
Once again I haven't seen the show, but he's probably going to win again, him or one in a surprise twist of fate Fred Armisen.

Well they went for the guy who won the year before Tony Hale. 
Supporting Actress, Comedy Series
Mayim Bialik, "The Big Bang Theory"
Julie Bowen, "Modern Family"
Allison Janney, "Mom"
Kate Mulgrew, "Orange Is the New Black"
Kate McKinnon, "Saturday Night Live"
Anna Chlumsky, "Veep"
Kate Mulgrew is my best bet! She is the heart of OITNB so if anyone deserves it it's her! Julie Bowen is my second choice. 
Best Drama Series
"Breaking Bad"
"Downton Abbey"
"Game of Thrones"
"House of Cards"
"Mad Men"
"True Detective"
The real winner here is House of Cards, I mean the second season was mind blowing I was so freaking hooked, I just can not. That show is one of the greatest shows ever! Game of Thrones is breathtaking in its writing and casting, and Downton Abbey is also of the same caliber but while there are GREAT American shows, I just don't see them winning an award any time soon. Breaking Bad is going to be the winner here because it is the last season and the last time for it to receive an award and from what I understood it was pretty epic.

I was right.... 
Best Actress in a Drama Series
Lizzy Caplan, "Masters of Sex"
Claire Danes, "Homeland"
Michelle Dockery, "Downton Abbey"
Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife"
Kerry Washington, "Scandal"
Robin Wright, "House of Cards"
So Claire Underwood definitely deserves this win! I can't believe she got looked over by Danes, but Danes has always been a Hollywood darling. She is honestly the best in this show. I think Michelle Dockery is too safe to be considered for a real winner. Even though I love Downton! I think a surprise win might come from Lizzy Caplan, I haven't seen "Masters of Sex" but I think that in the second round of the show she is seasoned enough for a win.

WTF!!! This came as a huge surprise to me!!! I thought for sure Robin would win! 
Best Actor in a Drama Series
Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"
Jeff Daniels, "The Newsroom"
Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"
Woody Harrelson, "True Detective"
Matthew McConaughey, "True Detective"
Kevin Spacey, "House of Cards"
I want Kevin Spacey to win because there is no one quite like Frank Underwood and he is just fucking perfect! However I believe that Bryan Cranston will win for his last season of Breaking Bad as Walter White. It isn't fair but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

I was right!
Supporting Actor, Drama Series
Aaron Paul, "Breaking Bad"
Jim Carter, "Downton Abbey"
Peter Dinklage, "Game of Thrones"
Josh Charles, "The Good Wife"
Mandy Patinkin, "Homeland"
Jon Voight, "Ray Donovan"
Once again I think that Peter Dinklage should win this category, long has he gone overlooked
(no height pun intended) I mean "Game of Thrones" is in its fourth season already. This was his best season yet! But I think that Aaron Paul will get it as he hasn't won for Breaking Bad and at it's end the Emmy board finally has to award it! I think because they pick the same people over and over they always wait till the last season to award things.

I was right!

Supporting Actress, Drama Series
Anna Gunn, "Breaking Bad"
Maggie Smith, "Downton Abbey"
Lena Headey, "Game of Thrones"
Christine Baranski, "The Good Wife"
Christina Hendricks, "Mad Men"
Joanne Froggatt, "Downton Abbey"
Anna Gunn got her award last year so I'm hoping to the Almighty to please give it to either the loveable prickly pear Dame Maggie Smith aka Grandmother Countess or to the conniving cunt Cersei aka Lena Heady whom we all love to hate. Both of these dames have it coming. They are just so perfectly cast and so damn convincing in their roles.

Yeah no... Breaking Bad sweep!
Best Miniseries or Movie
"American Horror Story: Coven"
"Bonnie & Clyde"
"Fargo"
"Luther"
"Treme"
"The White Queen"
I don't quite understand how Fargo made the list as it was just premiered in April and these are shows of 2013! So if it wins I just wouldn't deem it very fair. I think the board jumped the gun on this one. I know zero about "The White Queen" and "Treme" so null on that subject. Luther however I hear is quite good and so I think it has a standing chance. However I love American Horror Story and I think that they deserve some recognition. Especially this year's Coven with all mix of reality and fiction the lines were very blurred, almost to the point where I'm honestly debating Louisiana. I like their chances this year so I hope they get an award.

Oh fucking shit, I hate that Fargo had a chance this year. I hate that they didn't wait to slot them in til next yr,.... American Horror Story would have won.  
Best Actress Miniseries or Movie
Jessica Lange, "American Horror Story: Coven"
Sarah Paulson, "American Horror Story: Coven"
Helena Bonham Carter, "Burton and Taylor"
Minnie Driver, "Return to Zero"
Kristen Wiig, "The Spoils of Babylon"
Cicely Tyson, "The Trip Bountiful"
I'm sorry but no one, no one (well maybe Helena) can debunk the queen Jessica Lange. Especially in this season's Coven where she is basically a magical Gloria Swanson type of character. If she doesn't win this well deserved award Helena will for that beautiful transformation.

I was right!
Best Actor in a Miniseries or Movie
Chiwetel Ejiofor, "Dancing on the Edge"
Martin Freeman, "Fargo"
Billy Bob Thornton, "Fargo"
Idris Elba, "Luther"
Mark Ruffalo, "The Normal Heart"
Benedict Cumberbatch, "Sherlock: His Last Vow"
I haven't seen "The Normal Heart" but I read up on it and I think the supporting characters have a better shot than Mark Ruffalo. I think that Idris Elba will take it. The show has been on for three seasons now. I haven't seen Sherlock but if its based on fandoms Sherlock will win but if we learned anything about the snub to "Dr. Who"and "Orphan Black" then we know it's some illogical code that we can not comprehend. 
Well  look at that lol he won!

Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie
Colin Hanks, "Fargo"
Jim Parsons, "The Normal Heart"
Joe Mantello, "The Normal Heart"
Alfred Molina, "The Normal Heart"
Matt Bomer, "The Normal Heart"
Martin Freeman, "Sherlock: His Last Vow"
I had to Wikipedia "The Normal Heart" since it was a big topic of conversation, I think that Matt Bomer might take this one. Why you ask? Because according to wiki he has a very heartrending death scene. Now I haven't seen it but here's what I do know. Hollywood is loving Matt Bomer they want to give him better roles than the ones he has currently but nothing fits him just yet and he has a series he's still pretty into. Therefore I think they are going to reward him for branching out. If not him Jim Parsons, because he;s one of their favorites.or Alfred Molina a giant on any screen.

Really no one from "The Normal Heart" ? well fuck you all... also I love Martin Freeman!
Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie
Frances Conroy, "American Horror Story: Coven"
Kathy Bates, "American Horror Story: Coven"
Angela Bassett, "American Horror Story: Coven"
Allison Tolman, "Fargo"
Ellen Burstyn, "Flowers In the Attic"
Julia Roberts, "The Normal Heart"
I think Julia is going to win this because she was the only girl in a pretty much all male cast. Plus she plays a key role as Dr.Something in the fight to bring attention to AIDS, well at least Wiki made it seem so. I honeslty do believe she is going to win even though I want Kathy Bates to win because she was fucking crazy scary good on AHS: Coven. Let's hope AHS wins.

OMG YES!!!! Kathy Bates won!! Oh there is an acting God, thy name be Dionysus!! 
Outstanding Animated Program
"Archer"
"Bob's Burgers"
"Futurama"
"South Park"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Manhattan Project"
I have been wanting to get into this show for the longest. I am a big fun of adult cartoons e.g. Robot Chicken, The Venture Brothers, Harvey Birdman and Shin Chan. However Archer was one of those I haven't really bothered to get into shows but now that it's on Netflix, I'm going to binge watch!

Thank the lord it wasn't archer... because Archer sucks, after writing my predictions i watched Archer and was sorely disappointed. 
Outstanding Host: Reality-Competition Program
Betty White, "Betty White's Off Their Rockers"
Tom Bergeron, "Dancing with the Stars"
Jane Lynch, "Hollywood Game Night"
Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, "Project Runway"
Cat Deeley, "So You Think You Can Dance"
Anthony Bourdain, "The Taste"
Give the Silver Fox some recognition. He's freaking awesome although it will probably go to "Project Runway" crew

HA! It went to Jane Lynch. I love this show so not disappointed!
Reality-Competition Program
"The Amazing Race"
"So You Think You Can Dance"
"Dancing with the Stars"
"Top Chef"
"Project Runway"
"The Voice"
I'm just going on last year's winners, I don't understand how they award these yet.

And in a twist of events... here comes that one show no one watches anymore!
Variety Series
"The Colbert Report"
"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart"
"Jimmy Kimmel Live"
"Real Time with Bill Maher"
"Saturday Night Live"
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon"
Call me crazy but I think that the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon should win. From what I have been seeing he is every celebrities dream interview. He gets the celebrity to be silly without revealing anything intimate as well as rendering them fools. I think he has a good shot.

Nope! No room for Jimmy... 
Children's Program
"Degrassi"
"Dog with a Blog"
"Good Luck Charlie"
"Nick News With Linda Ellerbee - Family Secrets: When Violence Hits Home"
"One Last Hug: Three Days at Grief Camp"
"Wynton Marsalis – A YoungArts Masterclass"
Da Fuck? They give awards to kids now? Where be Peppa Pig and Sesame Street?

Really they choose the saddest one.. k whatever. Fucking weirdos
Outstanding Guest Actor in Drama


Paul Giamatti as Harold Levinson in "Downton Abbey"
Dylan Baker as Colin Sweeney in "The Good Wife"
Reg E. Cathey as Freddy in "House Of Cards"
Robert Morse as Bertram Cooper in "Mad Men"
Beau Bridges as Barton Scully in "Masters of Sex"
Joe Morton as Rowan Pope in "Scandal"
The only one whom I have seen and who I think was at par with Frank Underwoods sociological needs.

I was off lol 
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Margo Martindale as Claudia in "The Americans"
Diana Rigg as Lady Olenna Tyrell in "Game of Thrones"
Kate Mara as Zoe Barnes in "House of Cards"
Allison Janney as Margaret Scully in "Masters of Sex"
Jane Fonda as Leona Lansing in "The Newsroom"
Kate Burton as Sally Langston in "Scandal"
I think that Dame Diana Rigg is going to win because she is the only worth mentioning. Honeslty in Game of Thrones she plays the conniving grandma.

WTF!! Again I just don't get it... ughh 
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Bob Newhart as Arthur in "The Big Bang Theory"
Nathan Lane as Pepper Saltzman in "Modern Family"
Steve Buscemi as Marty in "Portlandia"
Jimmy Fallon as Host in "SNL"
Louis C.K. as Host in "SNL"
Gary Cole as Kent Davison in "Veep"
Bob Newhart won last year so he immediately gets my vote followed by Nathan Lane. If neither gets it fuck all them others to shit.

You should't get an award for hosting a show that isn't yours you dipshit.. 
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
Natasha Lyonne as Nicky Nichols in "Orange is the New Black"
Uzo Aduba as Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren in "Orange is the New Black"
Laverne Cox as Sophia Burset in "Orange is the New Black"
Tina Fey as Host in "SNL"
Melissa McCarthy as Host in "SNL"
Joan Cusack as Sheila Jackson in "Shameless"


Uzo Aduba is fucking amazing and even though she pissed me off this season I can understand her reasoning. I hope she wins she definitely deserves it. Her or Laverne Cox! Sophia is one of my favorite characters in the whole series!

Wohooo Crazy Eyes!!!


Ok folks there it is all the winners.. even though some were not supposed to win, well there it is.