Day 11: Your relationship status

Single . As. Fuck.

Forever Alone

.... we're about to get into the nitty gritty peeps prepare yourselves for the ride of a lifetime. Just kidding I'm single, there isn't much to say. I suck at starting relationships because I suck at beliving anyone that has ever told me they like me. I also can't pick up on social cues that someone finds me attractive. How I got laid remains a mystery. I want a boyfriend sometimes..like tonight in 45 degree whether but ... that's tomorrows problem.

 

Day 10: Your views on drugs and alcohol

I really like alcohol. Like its one of my hobbies.. In fact I shall be so bold as to state its one of the things I spend a lot of money on. Beer, wine and mixed drinks I' m in. I don't know if its because its a burgeoning college thing but I really like beer and having a cold one after like a long day of everyone's bullshit sounds awesome. I tend to drink however only in a social setting. I'll drink with a bunch of friends but never by myself. 

Drugs however are soooo not my thing. I have a very negative view on marijuana. Personally I can never be like those people who consume it and have a good trip. You know those people that call the cops thinking they're going to die? That's me, every time I would consume it I would end up thinking I was going to die and having so many paranoid trips, it's just no fun when your're constantly on the edge. As for smoking it, I never feel it, I just get the mucnhies and a minor headache. Therefore this drug is really futile to me.It'a just not for me, I don't like to be around it because it makes me feel like i'm in highs school but whatever i have a lot of friends who do it. As a Californian I think that it should become a legal and taxable thing. It makes so many problems and it makes so many people rich because it is an illegal substance that lurks in the shadows. i think weed is annoying.

Other drugs that are hella no-nos are anything that is not ibuprofen and molly/ecstasy: personally I love ibuprofen and consume probably to much of it, as for ecstasy I don't think I could try it but I hear it's fun. Personally not down. 

The one that scares the shit out of me:HEROIN!

Day 9: Your last kiss

Sadly this was Halloween. er well the night before Halloween. This was one of those I was too drunk to do anything right type of nights. I ended up making out with one of my really good guy friends, and then some random dude. Let's just say I'm done randomly making out and/or making out with good guy friends. I got lucky and my guy friend is 1. really chill and thinks its endearing (possibly because he is bi) and 2. he really is used to making out with people as he made out with like three of his other friends.

Day 8: Something you're currently worried about.

Ok, I just finished finals. Currently worried about my grades since I am pretty sure I did shitty on my final papers. I was just so fucking done with everything this quarter. I'm worried that I got a really bad GPA this quarter, I know I work better under Chaos and this quarter was far too lax. I also worry that I blew threw a shit ton of money earlier in the quarter so now I am pretty much broke as shit. It's fucking Christmas season and here I am with no money to do fun things. I want to see if I can get more days at work and then I shall worry about it less. I'm worried about my body and whether or not everything is going on fine, low-key I fucking freaked out after the doctor told me I had gallbladder stones. Every year I say I will lose weight, I think my body might force me to mean it this time. I guess for the moment that's it. Come winter there will be one million and one more worries, but for now I only have two preoccupations.

Day 7: Your Opinion on Cheating on people.

Just don't do it. I have never been cheated on, and it must suck to be cheated on. I think that if you want to be in a monogamous relationship then you have to stick to it. Some people are just not made for it and you can't have both a loving person and the one you fuck on the side. Well I guess you can there are always people who won't care. But you shouldn't! The problem with cheating is that it really signals out how selfish your partner is, they didn't care about you or how you would feel, they were down for that one moment of satisfaction. Not only that but it makes me wonder how taxing it must be too be constantly maintaining multiple relationships. Seriously, just don't fucking do it.

Day 6: The person you like, and why you like them.

This is going to be a short post. This quarter has been such a rollercoaster. Let's just say I don't like anyone this quarter, I think a couple of guys are cute but I don't like them. It's really hard for me to like anyone and let's just the pickings have been slim as fuck this quarter.

Day 5: Five things that irritate you about the oppposite/same sex.

I'm not sure once again if this is one of those relationship type of questions so I shall answer both.

Opposite sex: 

1. When guys say "Why didn't you hit on him?" me: "because he's taken." guy friend: "so?" ... I don't know if its the guy friends that i have but this statement always worries me. It makes me feel like neither of them take their relationships seriously and that they just want to fuck and that bothers me. Monogamy isn't fro everyone but if you're in a monogamous relationship then you better fucking respect the person you're with. 

2. Leaving the toilet seat up after males pee. There is nothing scarier when you're half asleep then taking a piss and the awful feeling of falling follows. ITS AWFUL!

3.When all males assume because you're friendly that you're automatically into them. Men are so vain, just because I'm happy to see you does not mean I want your penis inside me. The faster you learn this and think of me as a bro the better off we shall be.

4. When they insist on looking at you're tits while addressing a social, political or cultural stand/issue. It's like they don't care because I count as only an aesthetic principal. 

5.When they do stereotypical bro things, it breaks my heart I thought you were better than that dude! 

Same sex:

1. When women are all over a good looking guy and he isn't into her and she keeps insisting and cockblocking.. bro stop being thirsty take a hint and back off.

2. When girls drop their homegirls because they got into a relationship, like opps i'm sorry was I only a temporary distraction while you waited for you're "real life" to begin?

3. When girls get too catty about things they have been bottling up forever and then become passive aggressive... i include myself in this one. 

4. When they get mad that a dude didn't act a stereotypical way or say he wasn't man enough to do something ... how is society ever going to change if women can't propagate or support change?

5.When girls of this generation degrade themselves to continue in a relatinship that isn't working but fear being alone.. Dude woman the fuck up and face the fact that you outgrew the homeboy, find someone better and stop whining. God!