Sunday, September 23, 2012

Emmys 2012

TV's biggest night! Well my dear blog readers it is Thanksgiving in Hollywood right now. We have just celebrated teh acolades of the tube's biggest moneymakers. The big winners of the night of course being Homeland for best Drama Series and Modern Family for best Comedy Series. These and many more you can look for yourselves up on wiki or abc emmy shmemmy info if you like. My job is to tell everyone of the calamitys and the spark of genius brought to you by dress makers around the world and the celebrities who deign to don.

This year i'm going to do four for the emmys becasuse i feel that they were all so well dressed. Plus I am really digging the color pallette.. Finally Burgundy is getting the recognition it deserves.. And the blues it is now no longer only navy's that are getting noticced but the icy tones as well. Btw, icy blues were a huge hit today not only for evoking that wonderfully ice princess tone, but because today it was 101 degrees in LA . I was sweating more than a fat women in a southern state! It was caliente

As per usual I'm going to start with the best dressed.

 
Lucy Liu
 

This is probably one of my alltime favorite looks .. ever! This is very similar to the Jessie J dress worn in this year's grammy awards. I love this dress cuz it looks supple but it's more like armour (seeing as how it;s made out of metal) I love the corseted bodice and the shiny applique to keep it in check so to speak with the rest of the gown. I love Lucy Liu but don't always share her fashion sense, but I think that for someone who wasn't going as a nominee or presenter (I'm not actually sure why she was there) she looked phenomenal!


Julianne Hough

Ryan Seacrest is telling all his buddies, " yeah that's what I'm going home too." This girl is gorgeous, I mentioned icy blues were fantastic and this is more aquamarine icy than blue but it's downright gorgeous. I love that it's tight at the top and then simply with construction til the very end where it has a feather/tassle effect. I'm not actually a fan of mermaid dresses, but I feel like if you have to do mermaid this is the way to do it. Not too tight in at the knees and no bunching! Her hair is cute too and she's so damn pretty anything would look good on her but this, this is a awesome dress!


Tina Fey
 
 
Love this look on Tina Fey, she always chooses too wear black or  a more subded color like navy or deep forest green. Well Tina, welcome to the world of burgundy, plum and wine! I love this on her and my favorite part is the tiny applique of black and gold bodice underneath! So genius! Plus this dress doesn't hang on her and shows of how stunning she looks and those earrings Perfection! Love this Lots! It would have been my fave but I had issus with the back so beh, but do love this alot!
 

Kelly Osbourne
 
 
 
 
 
 
Firstly let me tell you I love Kelly! I watch Fashion Police and i have to admit that sometimes i believe she is wrong but mostly i love her. This for me is a beautiful gown on her and for being a comentator i felt like she outdid some of the nominees for the night and thats why she has to be my fave of the night! Granted her dress matches her hair, but I do believe that she has never looked better and that it's only a matter of time before she starts her own clothing line.
 
now ladies and gentlemen comes the darker part of my tirade... The Worst Dressed List!
 
 
Christina Hendricks
 
 
 
Now this girl is gorgeous no doubt but this dress just fucking drives me nuts. She could have chosen anything else and she chooses the one thing that looks like shit! Why? There are three major problems with this dress. 1. It is ill fitting. Yes believe it is see the bunching in the abdomen area, where you'd think she'd prefer to have flat and smooth? Look how gigantic her hips look because the material seems to be beyond stretched! 2.The color definetly washes her out. Ivory with old ivory does not make you pop it makes you look like a faded flower and she is sooo not that! She has worn red, green which are  natural colors for her hair and skin tone and I feel like she should stick to the that recipe. It works. 3. The style of the dress really, really and I mean really irks me. I feel like the designer saw a trench coat and said "ohh lets make a dress out of that" I mean a belt like that really? The mermaid flair necessary? Hell to the muthafucking nooo! This is a fucking hot mess, Christina you can do better! You must do better!
 
 
Julianne Margolis
 
 
I don't know much about her except she won last  year  for best actress and that Chris Noth is her co star! S'bout it. But I do feel the intense hate for this dress.. holy hell did her stylist die? Was she physically unable to leave her house? Because thats the only explanation for this biznatch to go ahead and sew up her grandma's quilt, belt it, put a petticoat underneath and call it a dress! What the hell was she thinking, there's floral and then there's the secret garden print! This is Secret Garden, and thats why it should be kept secret!!!!!!!! Ughhayyayyayayay! Sometimes I watch and wonder does this look better in the sun? Does it just not photograph well? What is the reason behind the madness. As a nominee she could have chosen any other dress, why this why? Get a stylist girl!
 
 
Lena Dunham
 
This girl is said to be the next Carrie Bradshaw. And I'm sorry to say Carrie is sorely dissapointed in her looks. I know she txtd me saying this was hell to the eye. But i txtd back and said "yo, chill girl is her first time".. Now that Len has popped her cherry on the red carpet, lets hope her style evolves, because this little girl gone old age look is not working for her. She doesn't have to show skin to look good. She just has to clean this up. The sleeves shorter the skirt less wide. The lace makes her look heavy and ughh.. why don't they know how to dress for thier bodies? Why? I am liking the new hair do though!
 
 
Ginnifer Goodwin
 
 
 
I like her sort of.. Well she kind of annoys me, but what is bothering me the most is that damn dress. Holy hell it's orange and crochet! Halloween ain't here yet! I have issues with the dress mainly becaus eof the color and the way it's made hate Crochet and orange omg puke! And the top is all wrong if your gonna make it that icky please show some top skin, it covers everything it's like orange yarn has eaten you whole! Definelty not feeling this dress..
 
Well ladies and gents tis my rant for the day.. and this is the finally award show of the year.. so till next year ta-ta for now=]
-Fashionista outskies!
 
 
 

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Winter Movie Extraveganza!

So it feels like a meeting with the ex you still love. .... I'm back on blogger and have loads too say but for the moment I want to focus on the thing that as of now is holding all my attention..



Winter Movie Extravaganza...
I remember posting something about the Hobbit sometime in early Feb or late Jan. I have been waiting for the Hobbit to made into a movie for about 7 years when the last LOTR film was made. Well last night I saw the sneak preview on E! (good I love that channel) and it was glorious.


Here's a pic of the movie poster

If you are not at akll related on the subject of the LOTR series it is OK ,becasue the Hobbit is the fun version of LOTR, not so serious or dramatic and no end of the world crisis. This book was my favorite from the LOTR series because it was an adventure and fantasy... it was great. 

Another movie i have been expecting for about well since the beginining of the year is "The perks of being a wallflower" it is a sweet book about the real life drama of growing up and it just.. ughh... it just made me want to go back to high school and be in a Rocky Horror Picture Show re-enactment. This is the movie that is going to kick start the winter movie fest ... so excited

Following the movie above will be the story of the whoretastic Anna Karenina, now i'm very happy about this movie because I'm loving the story. It is beacause i saw the trailer for this movie that i decided to read the book which is long but worth it. Plus I love Keira Knightly, that skinny bitch is amazing in period pieces. (As Salinger and I have discussed) I'm also thinking this movie might be a musical or some dance extravaganza  or artsy fartsy, because the trailer, which I also saw on E, has some intresting elements on it. Well looking fwd to it and of course shall post about it lates.
And now for the piece de resistance! Les Miserables, the renowned muscial is making its debut in a couple of months and the antici-anticipation is killing me and murdering Salinger. The film starring Hugh Jackman, Anne Hathaway, Russel Crowe and Amanda Seyfried is sure to be a bonafide hit and i heard some of the singing it was just fantastic! I haven't finished the book because it's about a hundered pages longer than anna karenina but the story, I feel just doesn't flow as fast? Its a beautiful story, dont get me wrong but not as easy to read perhaps? Anyway I'm so going to finish it and watch this fabulous-ness
These are all books as most of you are aware and I've read two almost three of the movies on the list and I hope I will not be dissapointed by the outcome of any of the three.
*Crosses Fingers*

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Seriously??

Over the course of my life i have gathered (as most everyone does) a couple of people who really wouldnt care if i was alive or dead. I can count these people on one hand. Name 1 and Name 2. I don't know why they hate me, but i have a good idea. Now there are those that hate me by association, and that, well that can't be helped. Name 3, Name 4 and Name 5. See i protect my friends and as a result i get backlash, but like i said i don't care. Hate is an emotion generated by an intense feeling toward another individual perpetrated by an absence is therefore substituted into an enraged anger. Now having said that, I also want to say that Name's 1,2 and 3 all loved me or wanted me at some point. I ain't calling myself a player, just stating a fact. Name 3 and 4 well they loved or wanted a friend. The friend loved me (nothing sexual) but intense closeness is coveted to the Name's.... I don't like drama, i don't like to argue i like everyone to be at peace and just enjoy the things others take for granted, but no one fucks with me. I've been to hell and back, and i will cut you if hurt my happiness or others. ... SOoo here's what i think on girl's or guys, people who stalk.
 You are vengeful and pathetic, you have little regard for anything that is of consequence and your self -esteem is so low you don't even know what pride feels like any more. You lack love, emotional support and true friends. I pity you, i do not hate you, but i do pity you and the envy you carry like a gigantic shield. I can't begin to explain how sad it is, to watch you degrade into the slimiest worm, when you pretend to be so high and mighty above everyone. You think revenge is a solution and you hack and you make life hard, but karma's a bitch and it will bite you in the ass so hard, you won't feel it's sting until your in a hole so deep, you can't breathe.  You haven't grown out of your backwards ass high school mentality and you graduated half a decade ago. your still a child and you lack growth and thats prolly why you have some stupid ass friends.  I wish you luck in your miserable life, because at the end of the day when your done pretending ,you cry yourself to sleep or wake up drenched in sweat the nightmare still in your head and you don't know why, you know you did wrong. While i remain a fixture of your ever present hate because you can't move on with your life, you'll be a forgotten memory in mine and well i just won't remember your name.
So do either of two things. 1. Leave me the fuck alone and try to move on with your life. Get over whatever it is you have a problem with and think about your future happiness. or 2. continue fucking with me, but know this, i don't do revenge, but i do get justice one way or another. Karma's a bitch motherfucker=]

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Math

Mathematicians lack one thing: an understading of the immense lack of amount in logic.
Everybody else lacks: logic.
Its that simple. In a school of 1000 students only a qaurter of that number will follow along with what the teacher/professors are saying.
I wish i could be the 25% ...
I hate that i don't understand math ...

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The truth

i lost my usb, well i lost it and it got stolen, i left it on a computer when i came back it was gone. Point i had like all the movies on there so going to take longer to post.
Truth:
i hate this challenge sometimes,, some of these movies are fucking pointless.. Midnight Cowboy.... some are annoying, ...: Braveheart... some i actually like, i also happen to own some.. point is grr.. im really over this, but will sadly see it thru.
truth:
i felt odd when he hugged me today, i didn't feel right and a feeling of distress took over.
truth:
 i've lost my keys and i just farted
truth
 i just bought three awesome t-shirts
Truth:
i have the world s greatest friends.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Day 44: Crash

Crash: 2006: Winner of the 78th Academy Awards

Starring:

Don Cheadle

Sandra Bullock

Matt Dillon

Jennifer Esposito

Michael Peña

Brendan Fraser

Chris "Ludacris" Bridges

Terrence Howard

Ryan Phillippe

Larenz Tate

Thandie Newton




A series of interconnected lives through transparent means seem to be the leading basis for this movie. However this movie is more than just about how interconnected these lives are, but mostly about Human relationships and how society has ruined perfectly natural tendencies to just want to live in Harmony. Although one could argue that human nature also wants to feel pride and that’s where boundaries come in , but nevertheless this movie was great. I watched it on the television and the scene where the Hispanic father is saved by his 5 yr old daughter, made me cry so much I couldn’t stop. Imagine here’s a guy who’s had it rough, and he is being punished by this man because of his race, that was so riveting. I love this movie and even though Sandra Bullock was a downright git in this movie I totally loved her. Furthermore the small ironies of life where the guy who was abusing one person ended up saving her life that was so real. I was very happy when I saw them win and I felt that they truly deserved it. I don’t know if it’s just me but the seem to get better as they progress toward a better future in film. The turn of the century movie that started it “Dances with Wolves”. Crash really is a good movie with an unbelievable cast and maybe I love it all that more because one of the movies other star is my hometown of Los Angeles.

It also won awards for:

Best Editing: Hughes Winborne

Best Screenplay – Original Paul Haggis & Robert Moresco


Day 43: My Fair Lady

My Fair Lady: 1965: Winner of the 37th Academy Award


Starring:

Rex Harrison as Professor Henry Higgins

Audrey Hepburn (Marni Nixon, singing) as Eliza Doolittle

Stanley Holloway as Alfred P. Doolittle

Wilfrid Hyde-White as Colonel Hugh Pickering

Gladys Cooper as Mrs. Higgins

Jeremy Brett (Bill Shirley, singing) as Freddy Eynsford-Hill

Theodore Bikel as Zoltan Karpathy

Mona Washbourne as Mrs. Pearce, Higgins' housekeeper

Isobel Elsom as Mrs. Eynsford-Hill

John Holland as Butler
From the memorable first scene where Eliza is selling little peonies for men’s coats to the last scene. My fair lady is the utmost example of Cinderella. Eliza has nothing in the world, the gentleman has too much money and too much time , so he bets he can make Eliza a woman and not some bedraggled forgotten girl selling flowers. Her transformation is astonishing but so is the process behind the scenes. He begins to love this creature he has created, love her because even though she has become a lady she is still Eliza but like a mature version now. This movie made me love Audrey Hepburn. Audrey is good example of someone going from a rough and tumble beginning and ending at the top of the ranks despite all odds. The rags to riches story that e all hear off and secretly dream of. Hollywood has this ideal close to heart because any movie with that premise and with the right actors are almost guaranteed an Oscar. For example, “Million Dollar Baby” “Rocky” and “Gi-Gi” to some extent are movies that have one on that premise with some boxing thrown in. I like this movie and it has been on my to get list for quite some time. If you love Audrey Hepburn you will love this, and who doesn’t love Audrey Hepburn?

It also won awards for;


Academy Award for Directing - George Cukor

Academy Award for Best Actor - Rex Harrison

Academy Award for Best Cinematography - Harry Stradling

Academy Award for Sound - George R. Groves, Warner Brothers Studio

Academy Award for Original Music Score - Andre Previn

Academy Award for Best Art Direction - Gene Allen, Cecil Beaton and George James Hopkins

Academy Award for Costume Design - Cecil Beaton