Day 12: Things you would say to your ex.

I don't know if he counts as an ex. We had a relationship but it was mostly friendship with the casual sex thrown in.... but if I were to say something to him it would be.

1. I wish we could be friends 

2. But we can never be friends 

3. The sexual tension is too real.

4. You really shouldn't cheat on anyone

5. You need to stop creeping on my social media

6. please do us all a favor and update your wardrobe to this millenia. 

and lastly (Barbs don't judge me harshly... It's been a while)

7. Fuck me.