2. I speak spanish: my fave phrase "OMG you speak Spanish! I love your spanish!"
3. I'm older than I look: this one makes me vain "OMG I thought you were 22 maximum"
4. I want to be a librarian: #annoyed "OMG why, is it because you like to read?"
5. I like to drink : "OMG you drink, you look so innocent"
6. I like throw an awesome party: " YOU? Party? Really? ... Yes me bitch
7. I don't have my drivers license: ..no comment... I really should have it
8. My eyes are green. " Omg I thought they were brown" no bitch, fucking no.
9. I like heavy metal. " What? Really, Shut the fuck up"
10: Yes I'm a natural blonde. please never say this."Like do the curtains match the drapes" ,..soo eww
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